( db ) Dixit & Brothers
By Rajanish Dixit.
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
It’s an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecture to notes of the student without passing through their minds of either.
: The confusion of one man multiplied by the numbers present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest price.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by femine water power.
: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
: A place where everybody talks nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
: A book which people praise but never read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after yours serious home life.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
: Individuals who can do nothing individually and set to decide that another can be done.
The name men give to their mistakes.
an invention to bring an end to all inventions.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
: A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “see I am not injured yet”.
A person who says that “O” is the last letter in zerO , instead of the first letter in Opportunity.
: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
A banker provided by nature.
A Guy no different from the others unless he gets caught.
: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
: One who shakes your hand before election and your confidence later.
a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by his bill.
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